What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Potato salad

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Dead babies.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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