If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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SAY

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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penis

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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penisface

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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