- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Obamacare!

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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