Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Y2K

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A van drives into a car.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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