Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Kate

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Your life That's the joke

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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