- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Knock Knock Good one...

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What break when you talk?

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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