Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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alcoholism kills

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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haha.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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