- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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