- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Women's Rights

jack shine has boobs

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Turtles

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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