Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Chaney is a dumb b****

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

the WNBA

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

American Idol

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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