You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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barack osama

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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go go gadget

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why Because

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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