What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What comes after "Q" R

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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