Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Dead babies.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What time is it? 10:58

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

you wanna hear a joke? no

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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