Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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your life

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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