What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Ben is gay

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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women's rights

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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