Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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this website...

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Oliver's friends

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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