- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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