What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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sweaty black guy

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Women

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What break when you talk?

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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