that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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I am a real homosexual

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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