Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Write your own

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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