What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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