Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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I dislike old people.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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