- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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