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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Herman Cain

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

penis that is all

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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