womans rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Penis jokes.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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