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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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I am really good at math debating

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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lololololololololol

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Women's rights.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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