Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What is brown and smells? Poop

A horse walks into a bar...n

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

So dont touch it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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