Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Pianca going ham

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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