Men's rights

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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I can't think of a joke!

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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