When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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but there is a road to the super market

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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There is a car full of black people.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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nbjhfghl

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Women's Golf

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