Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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