why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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