Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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okay.....

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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PENIS

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Canada

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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