What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

a horse walks into a barn

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the mole say? Nothing

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

A fat man buys a salad

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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