- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Exactly what?

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

This post contains NOTHING.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What did the mole say? Nothing

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

sweaty black guy

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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