Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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The WNBA.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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You're so straight!

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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