Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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a banana

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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