What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

nice shorts.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

look left now look right. washing machine

a little girl gets raped

what is white and sticky? glue.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

do you know what's so funny? yup

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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