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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

baby seal walks into a bar

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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