Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Golf.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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