You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Your life That's the joke

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Black people are clen.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Go away.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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