- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Two women were sitting in silence.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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