For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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nbjhfghl

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Brett Farve

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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