barack osama

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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