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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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lewis bedford

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Black people are clen.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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