- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

A ginger rapping.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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