A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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ruddell and dodds anal

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minorities.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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