Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Covietz has a large penis

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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