Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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chuck norris

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French people

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Y2K

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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