Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Knock knock Come in!

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A homeless person dies.

I love boobs

Tacos

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Don't rape me!

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

oops

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

It's your mother, open the door.

Giving birth to the antichrist

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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