- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

tim rafter died no one cared

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Mexicans working in an office

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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