Haha

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

tim rafter died no one cared

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

No

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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