what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

i wish i was a tree !

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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