Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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KEVIN HART

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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your mother is so lesbian

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newt gingrich

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Avery has crabs.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Yo mama so fat she died

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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