Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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666

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A seal walks into a club.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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