- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Women's rights.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Hi colton

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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