You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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lol

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Your life That's the joke

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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KEVIN HART

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

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