what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

where do the women go? the womanarium

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Obama.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

steves legs

pubic lice.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

two fish are in a tank.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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