what is white and sticky? glue.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

nice shorts.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

do you know what's so funny? yup

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Anti Joke

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