- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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