- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Miscarriages.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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