What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What is brown and sticky?

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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