Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is brown and sticky?

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Religion

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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