Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Robin, get in the car.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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WNBA

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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how does peploe get around they walk

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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