- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

My sister has to take a dump

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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