Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Ancient Greeks rights

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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your face.

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A van drives into a car.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Dan O'Driscoll

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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