- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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