Black people

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Osama Bin Laden dies.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

This is not Will Smith.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

:-)book

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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