Ancient Greeks rights

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A ginger rapping.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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