- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Your life That's the joke

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Go away.

Black people are clen.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Knock Knock. Shut up.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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