What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Y2K

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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want to go home? yea

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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