- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

So a baby seal walks into a club

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What is brown and sticky?

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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