- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

no u

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

whats gay ? you

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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