- Anti Joke

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

The glass is half an hour.

want to go home? yea

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

chuck norris

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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