- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What should I name my dog?

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Amputations.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Sea World Japan.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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