Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Time flies like a banana.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Anti Joke

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