What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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okay.....

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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noodles

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Thumbs this up

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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