- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

A baby seal walks into a club.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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